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Things I wouldn’t mind hearing every day . . .

February 27th, 2008 · 2 Comments

“We need 20 patent litigators.”

“We’ll guarantee a minimum bonus.”

“We have professional house hunters to help with relocations.”

“We’ll guarantee his mortgage.”

I kid you not.

Between the patent litigation scene in the Bay Area (and just about everywhere else) and in-house jobs like this one, today would be a very good day indeed to be a lawyer with a science or engineering degree.

Tags: Fabulous Jobs · The Market

2 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Christina // Mar 7, 2008 at 6:29 pm

    Ahem - is that women fondling a Roomba?

  • 2 Associate Pirate // Mar 7, 2008 at 6:39 pm

    Well, technology is attractive these days.

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